Apparently, some of you friends don’t think I’m serious about my end of the world list. I think its time I set the record straight. If LA gets hit by an asteroid, tsunami or earthquake. It will be chaos. I have packed enough supplies for AJ, Maggie and I to be able to hike out of LA for 3 days. We have food, water, and survival gear. I am actually going to be updating our bags because Maggie has grown out of the clothes that I had packed for her, and I’m also reevaluating the wardrobe choices I packed for myself. AJ’s gear wardrobe doesn’t matter because we will all make fun of his clothes anyway.
Now to the point. Yes, I want all of my friends to make it out of LA, but if you don’t have supplies I’m unable to help you. I need you to pack at the very least a back pack with granola bars and water. If you know how to wield a weapon and have that with you, that will be a bonus. Yes, Dan has made the list because he collects knives. Its a ridiculous hobby but I’ll be happy to have him and Rachel plus their knife collection. Leslie and Eric know how to camp and fish, so they are in. So I need the rest of you to come up with a survival skill, so I don’t have to constantly stress out about protecting you.
Let’s be honest, in a weird way this will be a fun camping trip. There will be comedy writers, stand up comics, web producers, actors, magicians, mommies and a french man. Clearly this is the road trip of a life time. Get your acts together. Pack a bag and buy a stun gun or a machete. Don’t worry I’ll have a Flip Cam to record every ridiculous moment, because now that I have written down who would be in our group, it is true, we are ridiculous.
PS…my hairstylist was talking about earthquakes today, hence the preparedness freakout.